"Indian Names" and their effectiveness

freeborofreeboro Posts: 685Member
Disclaimer: While I posted this in Singles, it could work for those of you in a relationship too.

@Sf64 and I were recently talking about a subtle way of negging women, something I'm not terribly good at.  He brought up a solution he has used and claimed that he's never seen it fail and I should further test his hypothesis.  He went on to explain how he gives the women that he dates "indian names", the key to this is that these names are typically based on a persons characteristics.  He said if you come up with a fun, yet negging indian name for a woman, and repeatedly call her that, she will actively try to change her indian name.  He gave me some examples, but I'm not going to share them as you probably get the idea.  

I've got a girl who I want to send me pics, but she says she's not that kind of girl.  So @Sf64 said "You should call her something like "All Talk No Pics" and see how it works."  So, I did.  From then on, which was just a couple of days ago, I started calling her that.  Her response was "You can call me whatever you want babe, but I'm not doing that."  I'd just laugh and carry on, but anytime I could call her that, I would, or I'd send her a text that said "ATNP".  She'd just laugh it off and respond to me with "INTKOG".

She's recently bought some skimpy thong panties for me but being that she lives almost an hour away I haven't seen her.  Of course anytime she talked about them, and how cute / comfy they were, I'd just say "Send pics".  Last night I had friends over to watch MNF and she knew it.  She sent me a text that said "Getting naked and wet in the tub.  Black, fuscia, or turquoise thong?"  I said "Black.  Send pics."  A half an hour later I got a pic from her in just her bra and panties.  ;-)  (Later on Skype they both came off but only because I couldn't save the video feed.)

As I'm going to bed she sends me a text that says "I guess you'll have to come up with a new indian name because that one doesn't apply anymore."  So I responded with "You Send'em No Nudes" and got a response back of "LOL Ass!"

So, put this to use with your wife, girlfriend, hell anyone.  I bet it works.
DancenyJoannaAngelineAthol_KayKarl_HungusTiberius
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  • freeborofreeboro Posts: 685Member
    I just found where @Sf64 did in fact post about this in "Running the Map", so we've got both areas covered.  LOL

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  • freeborofreeboro Posts: 685Member
    @fredless, anymore luck with the text \ indian name neg?
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  • fredlessfredless Posts: 2,367Silver Member
    She smiled when I teased her last night and couldn't believe I changed her name in my phone to GSIKS.  However, I don't want to overdo it so I'm gong to text her soon and address her as GSIKS.
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  • fredlessfredless Posts: 2,367Silver Member
    Okay--just texted her:

    Me:  GSIKS, don't forget about Son's game tonight.

    Wife:  I was just talking about it.  I will be there.  Please don't call me that!


    I'm not going to text back right now but I'm not going to stop calling her that either.  Not every time, just often enough.
    freeboroAngeline
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  • freeborofreeboro Posts: 685Member
    edited November 2012
    YSNN is still playing hardball.  She's blowing up my phone with lingerie shots but won't even do a topless shot for me.  Here's our latest exchange:

    Meagan
    whatever
    K, do you want thong and bra shot?
    image
    me
    Just thong.  Lose the bra.
    image
    Meagan
    NTKOG
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    me
    YSNN, I'm the king
    1:32 PM
    image
    Meagan
    only if you make me feel like a queen
    image
    me
    I am, the queen serves her king and makes him happy.
     
    fredlessAngelineKarl_HungusTiberius
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  • AlittlefunnnAlittlefunnn Posts: 260Member
    I'm going to have to try this. I mean, what's the down side, right? lol
    freeborofredless
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  • Chief_TCChief_TC MIchiganPosts: 5,274Silver Member

    This is going to sound terrible, I gave my wife an Indian name when we were dating. Luckily she took in as the joke it was meant to be. Or I might not even be here right now.

    She was just out of the shower and toweling off, I walked in and checked out her nether region and exclaimed..."for now on I shall call you Lips hang low"

    Not sure how I survived that looking back now. But I think she knew my humor pretty well by then. The morning after we first had sex, I woke up and asked her where her cat was? she said what cat? I said "the one that shit in your mouth last night."

    You couldn't be more Alpha than the Jesus.   Mandrill

    Alittlefunnn
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  • JoshJosh Posts: 291Member
    I've been searching for one for my wife.  To start with trying to figure out a name for her because she always hides her tongue while kissing.  HHT doesn't seem clever enough.
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  • sf64sf64 Suuntasimme mökki järvenPosts: 1,932Silver Member
    Josh said:
    I've been searching for one for my wife.  To start with trying to figure out a name for her because she always hides her tongue while kissing.  HHT doesn't seem clever enough.
    just use that to start.  part of the fun is constantly changing the name.

    Note - If you a FO with a Lazy Bear or Low-T husband, ignore everything I say. It probably doesn't apply
    "As he works on his MAP, he's going to do things that piss you off. He has to."  - Steu2817
    "In a world of Alpha's there is no peace for anyone.....welcome to Somalia enjoy your stay" - Highlander2




    Karl_Hungus
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  • LinanatiLinanati Posts: 1,606Member

    My name would probably be "Late for Everything, Makes Husband Mad" or "Too Long Shower".  >:)

    Although honestly, my husband would probably choose something sexual, and it would probably be good, like "Gives Hot BJ's" or "Spreads Legs Often".

    Raspberry_roseAngelineTiberius
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  • AlittlefunnnAlittlefunnn Posts: 260Member
    Thinking I'm going to call my wife the following:

    1. No dirty texter

    OR

    2. She of disappearing lingerie

    Vote now or come up with better ones. These are kind of weak. lol
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  • BenBen Posts: 3,633Silver Member
    No Wear'em Sexy Undies?

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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
    Karl_HungusAngelineSugarAndSpice
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  • AlittlefunnnAlittlefunnn Posts: 260Member
    @Ben: Undies we're good. It's the outfits. One maid lingerie outfit i particular. lol
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  • ChimpyChimpy Posts: 2,591Member
    If you want to just be rude why not just be rude to her? I mean why not go the full hog? "Cunt stitched shut"? :(
    Angeline
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  • sf64sf64 Suuntasimme mökki järvenPosts: 1,932Silver Member
    Chimpy said:
    If you want to just be rude why not just be rude to her? I mean why not go the full hog? "Cunt stitched shut"? :(
    The point is not to be mean.  It is to tease and perhaps make her change her behavior.  But mean?  No

    Note - If you a FO with a Lazy Bear or Low-T husband, ignore everything I say. It probably doesn't apply
    "As he works on his MAP, he's going to do things that piss you off. He has to."  - Steu2817
    "In a world of Alpha's there is no peace for anyone.....welcome to Somalia enjoy your stay" - Highlander2




    JoshKarl_HungusAngeline
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  • ChimpyChimpy Posts: 2,591Member
    sf64 said:
    Chimpy said:
    If you want to just be rude why not just be rude to her? I mean why not go the full hog? "Cunt stitched shut"? :(
    The point is not to be mean.  It is to tease and perhaps make her change her behavior.  But mean?  No
    Might as well piss in the wind mate. Tease and change her behaviour? =))
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  • JoshJosh Posts: 291Member
    "Hides her tongue" worked any kiss today she was quite enthusiastic.

    Trying to think of more easy ones before moving on to the harder ones to change like "gorgeous granny panties".
    Crash_JonesAlphaBelle
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  • ChimpyChimpy Posts: 2,591Member
    Chimpy said:
    Might as well piss in the wind mate. Tease and change her behaviour? =))
    It seems to be working for me, but on the other hand I've always teased her and she claims I flirt with/neg anything that moves, so perhaps she simily expects it.
    Mine takes it as a direct and very personal attack one step below a slap round the face
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