"So, you're going out on a Date Night?"
"No, my wife is taking me out for my birthday."
"That's a Date Night!"
"No. No it's not. She's taking me out for my birthday."
"That's a Dat.."
"No. No it's not. There are babysitters coming over and our house will be full. So we can't have sex before we go."
"A Date Night to me is where I have sex before I go to the dinner and a movie. A Date Night to you is where you take the girl to a dinner and a movie and then hope to have sex later. If you're married, you usually don't have sex. Exaaaaactly. I caught that look. How many times has that happened to you?"
"What you call a Date Night I call a Chump Night. I'm not a chump. I don't go on Chump Nights. I'm going because my wife invited me to dinner and a movie for my birthday. No sexual expectations whatever."
Oh, Ender's Game, while a great movie, may still disappoint you if you read the book. (As per usual) There is just too much information in the book to convey in two hours. I still think it's very well done.